Dirty Songs

bestrooftalkever:

“I think I want to make a remix of ‘Ignition’”
“Cool, R.”
“Yeah, but with different music”
“Word. I’ll get started on some hooks.”
“And different lyrics”
“Uh, alright.”
“And about a different topic.”
“…Ok, Like what?”
“Primarily, I plan on breaking down the sequential events of what happens after an R Kelly concert.”
“The after party? Then what?”
“You’ll just have to listen to the remix.”
“But boss, this sounds like a totally new song.”
“Fuck you, I’m R. Kelly.”

Reblogged 9 months ago from themattsmith (Originally from bestrooftalkever)
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    AFTER THE PARTY IS THE AFTERPARTY HAPPY WEEKEND, Y’ALL
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    In case you haven’t heard it, here’s the remix.
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    Kels can do no wrong. You know except for that whole piss misunderstanding… but Dave Chappelle proved that it was...